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Oct. 21st, 2010

Does anyone know the name of the girl who works at the market or how old she is? Please tell me she isn't a kid. I just caught the side of her but she's a brunette and has an amazing voice. Not the bubbly one. This girl's shift changed before I could get to the check outstand and the bubbly one wouldn't shut up. I didn't want to be rude and tell her to shut up she sounded like she was really interested in what she had to say. Something about a zombie movie I wasn't really paying attention.

Oct. 11th, 2010

Dear officer who gave me a parking ticket. I was 18 cm from the curb not 18 inches. 18 cm = 7.1 inches. Just a pain in my ass. Now I have to contest it because some dumb cop doesn't know how to count or convert.

To the fat woman from Texas who almost ran me over do the world a favor and stop eating and stop feeding your crotch droppings. They're annoying and probably going to die by the time their 20 because they were weezing walking from the parking lot to the front door. She wasn't full figured that's sexy. No. This woman had rolls of fat on her knees and the biggest front butt. I really don't care what fat people look like. Don't get me wrong. But when they almost run me over I'm going to be a jerk. Once I get over this I'll probably feel bad for thinking and saying it but it feels good to get it out. She probably doesn't care or know how to get healthy and that's sad.

Sep. 29th, 2010


You were only waiting for this moment to arise )